This year we decided to take advantage of the Christmas time off and potty train Tucker. The first two days went pretty well. There were some accidents but after the peanut M&Ms showed up – significantly less accidents. We’re still trying to get the travel/out at places part down, but that will come in time.
Meanwhile, it’s Christmas Eve and Grandma Cupcake has bought Tucker a three-piece suit. She also looked up his school online to find when the children’s mass would be. This was a pretty great idea. The chapel was small and our minister, Mother Marilyn was very happy to see Tucker. The children’s portion was conducted by the former school director, Miss Melissa. Also, Tucker’s class has chapel every Wednesday, so he’s very comfortable. Has no problem sitting and participating in the story.
During the story, he tells me he needs to pee. GO TIME! We take off mid-story to the potty. But, there’s only the bathroom in the office and I don’t have the little seat. I try and hold Tucker but he’s used to sitting by himself. He proclaims he’s done and we leave. A few minutes back in church I see him doing the pee pee dance, but they’ve brought out percussion for Little Drunmer Boy. No way can I get him out now. After the song we take off again, but he’s yelling a few feet from the bathroom. Above all, I want this to be a positive experience. So I settle on standing by the door way so I can rush him out when he wets himself.
Which, he does. At that moment my sister quietly opens the back door as Tucker is proclaiming “I PEED!” I don’t know if it’s a blessing or not, but the urine propels down the dress pants into his favorite Lightening McQueen Crocks which spray streams or urine every step he takes. Catherine and I quickly deal with the situation and try to blot dry the urine at the entrance of the church before the small congregation makes their exit.
Welp, we can check off first Christmas Eve mass AND first time desecrating a religious institution. And not even three years old yet!
The perfect gentleman with what we call “angry eyes”
Mom blotting up the pee puddles.
Grandma Cupcake is very happy.
Emilia is pretty happy too.
Mom… a little frazzled.





















