Me: Tucker, did you leave your jacket at school?
Tucker: Mom, 1 bark means “yes”, 2 barks means “no”, 3 barks means “I don’t know”, 4 barks means “maybe yes”, 5 barks means “maybe no”.
Me: Okay, 1 bark means “yes”, 2 barks means “no”, 3 barks means “maybe”, 4 barks means “maybe yes”, 5 barks means “maybe no”.
Tucker: No, Mom. 3 barks means “I don’t know”.
Me: Got it. Tucker, did you leave your jacket at school?
Tucker: No.